Today we went for a walk and found this very dangerous and hungry hippo sitting very innocently in the middle of this playground. He saw me, a delicious border collie, and ate me right up!
Actually, the hippo wasn’t so scary. It was actually a nice place to rest. Before I got to the hippo I was being chased by a pug puppy. He kept on following me even though Amy told his kids that I don’t get along too well with other dogs. He eventually got bored of me though, you know puppies, they’ve got the attention span of a….uh…where is my squeaky tennis ball? Oh, did I mention that Amy got me some new squeaky tennis balls? Wait, what was I writing about again?